Error 404: Social Skills Hoodie | Neurodivergent & Autism Humor | Retro Tech

System Failure: Small Talk Module Missing. We’ve all been there. You walk into a room, someone tries to shake your hand, and your brain instantly throws up an error message. Do you wave? Do you hug? Do you run away?

Why your brain will love it:

• 100% Tagless: No itchy tags here! The label is printed directly on the fabric, so you’ll feel nothing but softness against your neck.

• Sensory-Approved Fabric: Made mostly from soft cotton (see specs below).

• No Side Seams: Constructed with tubular fabric, meaning there are no itchy seams running down your sides to overstimulate you.

The Specs :

• • Material: 50% Pre-shrunk Cotton, 50% Polyester. (Note: Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% Cotton / 60% Polyester).

  • Sensory Feel: Made with air-jet spun yarn for a softer feel and reduced pilling (less texture bumps!). Features a soft fleece interior for maximum comfort.

  • Fabric Weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²) – Warm and midweight, perfect for layering.

  • Fit: Unisex, classic fit.

  • Details: Double-lined hood with matching drawcord, front pouch pocket, and 1x1 athletic rib-knit cuffs with spandex.

  • Origin: Blank product sourced responsibly from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, or El Salvador.

   Slow Fashion Logic: This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order. We don't hold massive stocks. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction and waste. Thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), DIVERZI ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at shop.diverzi@gmail.com or write to us 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country.

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